The Elvis Mandible #1 (of 1)
OGN
April 1st, 1990
When Elvis Presley died, it was said that a strange marking was found on the floor of the shag carpeting where he fell. Experts believe that the mark was from his mandible (lower jawbone) - the source of all his genius and celebrity. Furthermore, some believe that a great conspiracy was set in motion, and that Elvis’ body had been unearthed and removed from Graceland and later reburied - without the mandible! The mandible was then said to have circulated between the CIA, the Mafia, the KGB, and the inventor of Parchesi, finally ending up in the hands of someone named Karl Joergins. Karl, a graphic designer, became obsessed with uncovering the mystical secrets of the mandible. Doing so cost him his livelihood and his sanity, but it is said that he finally found the cosmic door he had been looking for - a door which is opened by the mandible’s secret power!